Before you start
- Unlock rates are as of launch evening (October 9, 2026). They mostly reflect people who played early, so they will drop over time — the hard achievements will get even rarer.
- Names and descriptions are shown exactly as Steam displays them. Several descriptions are deliberately cryptic — where the developers do not reveal the condition, we say so.
- We will add how to unlock the secrets and characters once we have verified them. No guessing.
Story
| Achievement | In-game description | What it means | Players |
|---|---|---|---|
| THE END | Finish the game once | Beat the game once | 17.3% |
| World War Paper | Watch the credits cinematic until the end | Watch the end credits all the way through — don't skip | 14.5% |
| Episode 0? | Wait there were episode 0? | Hidden condition; most likely a nod to the free prologue PAPERHEAD EP.0 | 10.6% |
| Family Boi | Find out that he had a family… | Hidden, story-related condition | 1.5% |
Unlockable characters
There are five unlockable characters. Each one has its own achievement, and two of them are required for later challenges (below).
| Achievement | Character | Players |
|---|---|---|
| Drone 0 | Drone 0 | 17.9% |
| Jeb The Scientist | Jeb The Scientist | 14.5% |
| Lost Soul | Lost Soul | 4.8% |
| Super Bandage Boy | Super Bandage Boy | 4.5% |
| Golden Fre...Buddy | Golden Buddy | 2.4% |
Challenges and ranks
| Achievement | In-game description | What it means | Players |
|---|---|---|---|
| P33 RANK | Get your first PERFECT rank on any level | First PERFECT rank on any level | 23.1% |
| Aha! | Thats how I can get max score on level 2! | Get the max score on level 2 — there is a trick to it | 3.9% |
| Hardcococococore | Finish all levels on HARDCORE difficulty | Beat every level on HARDCORE difficulty | 3.3% |
| Blood Runner | Finish all the levels as Jeb The Scientist | Beat every level as Jeb The Scientist | 1.8% |
| HOTLINE | Finish all the levels as Super Bandage Boy | Beat every level as Super Bandage Boy | 0.9% |
| ULTIMATE P33ING | Get PERFECT rank on EVERY level | PERFECT rank on every level | 0.6% |
An order that saves time: Blood Runner and HOTLINE need the character unlocked first (Jeb The Scientist and Super Bandage Boy). If you are replaying the game anyway, do it as one of them — the same run can also move you toward PERFECT ranks.
Secrets
These achievements have cryptic or empty descriptions. The developers deliberately keep the conditions hidden.
| Achievement | In-game description | What we know | Players |
|---|---|---|---|
| Smiling friend | ...? | Hidden — almost half of players get it, so you will likely find it along the way | 42.2% |
| R.I.P. GL | 2014-2026 | Hidden | 13.3% |
| YES THIS IS MADNESS | hello mr krinkels | Hidden | 11.5% |
| CAREER ADVICE | Thanks I guess? | Hidden | 6.6% |
| Peaceful solution | Peace was an option... | The hint: resolve a situation without fighting | 5.1% |
| Thats Just a Theory | Find ALL lore! | Find every lore collectible | 4.8% |
| Can I Pet the Dog? | Pet the chill boy. | Pet the dog | 4.2% |
| Otherworlder | I am you but from future... | Hidden | 2.4% |
| ANIME 2 WATCH | ???? | Hidden | 1.8% |
| MOLLY | holy | Hidden | 1.5% |
Rarest achievements
- ULTIMATE P33ING — 0.6% (PERFECT on every level)
- HOTLINE — 0.9% (the whole game as Super Bandage Boy)
- Family Boi and MOLLY — 1.5% each
- Blood Runner and ANIME 2 WATCH — 1.8% each
More about the game itself, price and requirements: PAPERHEAD — everything you need to know.