Before you start
- Unlock rates are as of the morning of October 10, 2026 — a day after launch. The day before, when mostly reviewers were playing, they were several times higher.
- Names and descriptions are shown exactly as Steam displays them.
- Where we explain how to get an achievement, we give the source. Where nobody has documented the condition yet, we say so. No guessing.
Story
| Achievement | In-game description | How to get it | Players |
|---|---|---|---|
| THE END | Finish the game once | Beat the game once (18 chapters) | 3.5% |
| World War Paper | Watch the credits cinematic until the end | Watch the end credits all the way through — don't skip | 2.6% |
| Episode 0? | Wait there were episode 0? | In a full playthrough it pops in chapter 13 (G.PRJ HQ), in the cell area near the yellow keycard. The exact trigger has not been documented yet | 2.4% |
| Family Boi | Find out that he had a family… | Not documented yet. Its internal Steam name links it to the dog from "Can I Pet the Dog?" | 0.4% |
Unlockable characters
There are five unlockable characters, each with its own achievement.
| Character | How to unlock | Players |
|---|---|---|
| Jeb The Scientist | Chapter 12 ("Broken Paper Man"): you first meet the dying Jeb, and shortly after the game asks: "Do you want to sacrifice 500 to honor the fallen?". Answering yes unlocks Jeb. The video does not show what the 500 is paid in | 4.3% |
| Drone 0 | Beat the game once — the achievement pops together with THE END | 3.5% |
| Super Bandage Boy | Not documented yet | 0.9% |
| Lost Soul | Not documented yet | 0.7% |
| Golden Buddy ("Golden Fre...Buddy" achievement) | Not documented yet | 0.3% |
You can unlock Jeb before the end of the game (chapter 12 of 18) — that is why more people have him than Drone 0. If you are going for "Blood Runner" (the whole game as Jeb), don't miss this scene.
Challenges and ranks
| Achievement | In-game description | How to get it | Players |
|---|---|---|---|
| P33 RANK | Get your first PERFECT rank on any level | First PERFECT rank on any level. The easiest is chapter 10 ("Interlude: Critical Error") — it takes under a minute | 10.8% |
| Aha! | Thats how I can get max score on level 2! | In chapter 2, erase three of the "S" letters before you reach the end of the level. The map does not show this spot | 0.8% |
| Hardcococococore | Finish all levels on HARDCORE difficulty | Finish every level on HARDCORE difficulty | 0.5% |
| Blood Runner | Finish all the levels as Jeb The Scientist | Finish every level as Jeb The Scientist | 0.2% |
| HOTLINE | Finish all the levels as Super Bandage Boy | Finish every level as Super Bandage Boy | 0.1% |
| ULTIMATE P33ING | Get PERFECT rank on EVERY level | PERFECT rank on every level | 0.1% |
What a PERFECT rank depends on and how the combo counter works: see chapters, length and difficulty.
Secrets
These achievements have cryptic or empty descriptions — the developers deliberately hide the conditions, and a day after launch nobody has documented them yet.
| Achievement | In-game description | What we know | Players |
|---|---|---|---|
| Smiling friend | ...? | Not documented yet. More than half of all players have it, so you will most likely get it along the way | 54.4% |
| CAREER ADVICE | Thanks I guess? | Not documented yet | 3.7% |
| R.I.P. GL | 2014-2026 | Not documented yet | 2.9% |
| YES THIS IS MADNESS | hello mr krinkels | Not documented yet | 2.7% |
| Can I Pet the Dog? | Pet the chill boy. | Pet the dog | 1.4% |
| Peaceful solution | Peace was an option... | Hint in the description: resolve a situation without fighting | 1.0% |
| Thats Just a Theory | Find ALL lore! | Find every lore collectible. Nobody has counted the total yet; chapter 1 has 10 | 0.7% |
| ANIME 2 WATCH | ???? | Not documented yet | 0.3% |
| MOLLY | holy | Not documented yet | 0.2% |
| Otherworlder | I am you but from future... | Not documented yet | 0.2% |
Rarest achievements
- ULTIMATE P33ING and HOTLINE — 0.1% each
- Blood Runner, MOLLY and Otherworlder — 0.2% each
- Golden Fre...Buddy and ANIME 2 WATCH — 0.3% each
More about the game itself, its price and system requirements: PAPERHEAD — everything you need to know.